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News, March 15, 2004 (est.)
Donald Maurice Kreis
One
of 2003’s most important and satisfying books is not a book at all,
but a 28-page pamphlet that may be the most revolt-inducing use
of this literary form since Thomas Paine incited the American Revolution
with Common Sense .
Dryly
called The Cognitive Style of PowerPoint, Edward Tufte’s
manifesto is a hilarious but devastating indictment of the ubiquitous
computer program referenced in the title. To anyone who has ever
suffered through a brain- and spirit-numbing PowerPoint presentation
– and, in this era of world dominance by Microsoft, who among the
office-bound hasn’t? – this little document is well worth its $7.00
pricetag. Tufte, a Yale University professor emeritus whose field
is “analytical design,” proves what every bureaucrat in public or
private employment surely suspects: that PowerPoint has outrun
even commercial television in our culture’s technology-hastened
race to the bottom.
For
the uninitiated, PowerPoint is a Microsoft program of the category
known as “slideware” – software designed to create a series of electronic
slides that can then be projected on a screen during presentations
at meetings, conferences, lectures, &c. As such, PowerPoint
appears to have largely replaced the once-common practice of using
transparencies and overhead projectors at such gatherings. PowerPoint
slides can easily be reproduced in printed form – usually several
to an 8x11 page – and, as Tufte laments, this practice seems also
to have supplanted the custom of distributing an outline, formal
paper, supporting data or other documents to be taken away from
the gathering.
To
prove that such a seemingly benign innovation has, in fact, become
a threat to civilization itself, Tufte offers two major exhibits
into evidence. The first, created by Google, Inc.’s Peter Norvig,
is simply a set of PowerPoint slides, generated via the program’s
handy AutoContent feature, to accompany Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address.
A glimpse: The first slide, entitled “Organizational Overview”
and designed to go with Lincoln’s famously sonorous “four score
and seven years ago” opening, is a graph (whose y axis measures
“new nations,” in tenths of a nation) with a bar at 1.0 labeled
“-87 years” and a second bar at 0.0 labeled “Now.”
Vastly
less funny, but far more damning, is the other piece of major evidence:
A real PowerPoint slide, entitled “Review of Test Data Indicates
Conservatism for Tile Penetration,” prepared by someone at Boeing
during a critical few days of January 2003. The slide is part
of a presentation made to NASA officials. Tufte makes a convincing
case that the slide bears a healthy share of responsibility for
the tragic loss of the space shuttle Columbia.
The
November 2003 issue of The Atlantic Monthly contains a
detailed and riveting article by William Langewiesche describing
how bureaucratic muddle – specifically, the concerns and recommendations
of low-level engineers with regard to damage during launch of the
shuttle’s left wing failing to reach executive decisionmakers –
can be blamed for the disaster. Tufte’s argument fully comports
with Langewiesche’s analysis, in a manner that ought to disturb
anyone who works in a multi-layered organization that does anything
important.
Ten
bullet points follow the slide headline’s reference to the possibility
of foam insulation having damaged the shuttle’s heat-resistant tiles.
A fine example is the penultimate one: “Flight condition is
significantly outside of test database.” Whatever this doublespeak
means, Tufte points out that the words “significant” or “significantly”
appear five times on the slide, “with de facto meanings
ranging from ‘detectable in largely irrelevant calibration case
study’ to “an amount of damage so that everyone dies.’”
It
is hardly news that an engineer would use an amorphous word like
“significant” to fudge data in order to support a reassuring determination
that everything is probably hunky-dory. Tufte makes a more powerful
point: that the nature of PowerPoint itself, with its prescribed
outline form, and word-count limitations that dictate the use of
telegraph style, inherently limits rigorous analysis and discussion
of the subject at hand. Or, as Tufte wonders: “How is it that
each elaborate architecture of thought always fits exactly
on one slide?”
Naturally,
Tufte is not shy about pointing out that the Columbia Accident Investigation
Board agreed. The Board’s official report concluded that “the
endemic use of PowerPoint briefing slides instead of technical papers”
illustrates “the problematic methods of technical communication
at NASA.”
Tufte
practices what he preaches in the realm of graphics. The Cognitive
Style of PowerPoint is a visually beautiful document, a humble
pamphlet worthy of the coffee table. If you cheat and get someone
to photocopy it, you will miss the word Pravda in luscious
Lenin red on an otherwise black page. (That and the statue of
Stalin pictured on the cover give you a hint of how well Tufte thinks
PowerPoint would have worked in the USSR at its totalitarian worst.)
Tufte practices a kind of restrained, dignified but visually interesting
graphic design that is in stark contract to both PowerPoint and
the steroidal, caffeinated look of most magazines and many newspapers
today.
A
man who met President Lincoln on a Civil War battlefield, Supreme
Court Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes, famously observed that “a word
is . . . the skin of a living thought.” This calls to mind raw onions
– multi-layered, like words and their meanings. PowerPoint dices
and slices those onions. With respect to the resulting aroma, Tufte
conclusively demonstrates why we should be crying.
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